Lol… for all you know, she could be thinking you’re just a kinky guy into older ladies :))
On a more serious note, you could try removing coils with a box cutter if you want a lighter smaller profile that is easier to put on and wear for longer periods of time in comfort and convenience ie. less risk of falling off. There is a small vinyl end cap included with the kit for sealing the wire.
I like to wear my D24 with 3 coils removed for a much more versatile Corkscrew.